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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Hall Pass: A Hilarious, Can't Miss Comedy that Amusingly Highligths the Male Obsession with Sex after Marriage


Rating:
****
By: Da’Mon Guy

     Hall Pass is a hilarious, witty showcase of comedic wickedness that lightheartedly addresses the obsession of some married men with women and sex. The film humorously addresses the struggle to maintain a monogamous lifestyle. The movie stars Owen Wilson (Little Fockers), Jason Sudeikis (Horrible Bosses), Jenna Fischer (Blades of Glory), Christina Applegate (Going the Distance), Richard Jenkins (Let Me In), Nicky Whelen (Halloween 2), Stephen Merchant (Tooth Fairy), Larry Joe Campbell (Killers), Alexandra Daddario (Percy Jackson and the Olympians), and Bruce Thomas (Green Lantern: Emerald Knights).


A “hall pass” is defined as a 7 day break from the confines of marriage allowing a married man to have the choice to explore the avenues that are no longer afforded to him like when he was single. Once the pass is given, the married man will not be held accountable for any choices that he made in the duration of the hall pass.



     Hall Pass is an extremely enjoyable, side-splitting perspective that aptly entails the constant battle that some men have with marriage & fidelity. The film takes a jocular approach to a multitude of aspects that separate the two perceptions of marriage between men and women. It’s a great showcase for some of the sexual desires and expectations that sometimes lead to the frustration that many men have after marriage.


     Hall Pass amusingly highlights the lack of acceptance that a number of men have with the progression of life from single to married. Its full of a number of extremely funny situations that question the desire to have the freedom of a single man while still enjoying the perks of being married. This humorous debauchery boasters a high level of raunchiness that heightens the humor. It pulls no punches since it has no limits as to what it will do to garner a laugh. The movie has a high comedic value, as scene by scene, it implements its jocular touch to the concept of granting a “hall pass.”


     The film utilizes a multitude of marital issues as fuel for its comic debauchery. It pokes fun at topics such as fidelity, masturbation, and a number of other sexual innuendos as the laughs mount. It applies a few witticisms to those topics which takes the humor to another level of enjoyment. Terms like “spank bank” (masturbation), "taking mental pics" & "eye banging" (starring at a woman and fantasizing), "the fake chow” (faking a part of the sexual experience), and a multitude of other hilarious monikers comprise the perception of the male characters but add a great level of humorous entertainment. Hall Pass doesn’t stop there though. It filters in a number of humorous aspects from other shows, such as the Law & Order black screen, to add a creative, jocular touch.


     The acting in Hall Pass is first rate. Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis are great as the two potential sexual miscreants. Sudeikis carries the most of the weight of the movie as Fred Sering. Sudekis is at his slapstick best in what is clearly his best role to date. Fred‘s level of over the top sexual obsession makes for great humor and is a terrific offset to Owen Wilson’s more laid back, but equally obsessed character. There are number of supporting roles, highlighted by Richard Jenkins as Coakley, that add to the comedic decadence.

At the core of this humorous absurdity is a truly heartfelt message about love. The movie is actually about true love & cherishing the things that many take for granted after years of marriage. The movie just muddles the message in an insane amount of ridiculously enjoyable jest.


     Hall Pass is funny from the opening moments. The film comically mocks many of the differences between men & women. The movie is extremely entertaining despite lacking a universal appeal for both sexes. Men will undoubtedly get more out of the movie than women. It’s a ridiculously funny film that sends the audience into a stupor of humorous bliss. Don’t miss this one as it is a must see!

 
 

Thor: Tales of Asgard: An Enjoyable Tale of a Youthful Thor


Rating:
***
By: Da’Mon Guy

     Thor: Tales of Asgard is a spirited, swash-buckling adventure that showcases one of Marvel Comics’s newest stars to grace the silver screen in an is an original tale that tells the story of the Son of Odin as a youngster. This is the latest direct to DVD feature released by Marvel comics animated studios. The film features the voice talents of Rick Gomez (Transformers), Tara Strong (The Little Mermaid 2), and Matt Wolf (Mars Needs Moms).


     Thor: Tales of Asgard is the story of young Thor as he embarks on a quest to find a mythical sword, The Lost Sword of Surtur. This animated story is an adventure that occurs before he obtained the mighty hammer, Mjolin (pronounced MYOL-neer, the name means “The Crusher“).....for more click the link below:
http://www.examiner.com/animation-in-baltimore/dvd-review-thor-tales-of-asgard-a-story-of-young-thor-review

No Strings Attached: A Delightfully Enjoyable, Heartfelt Modern Fairy Tale


Rating:
****
By: Da’Mon Guy

     No Strings Attached is a delightful, wonderfully entertaining take on modern romance. The film is the perfect commingling of comedy and drama. The movie stars Ashton Kutcher (Killers), Natalie Portman (Thor), Kevin Kline (The Conspirator), Cary Elwes (Saw 3D), Greta Gerwig (Arthur 2011), Lake Bell (It‘s Complicated), Jake M. Johnson (Get Him to the Greek), and Chris “Ludacris” Bridges (Fast Five).


     No Strings Attached is an enjoyable, heartfelt romantic comedy with universal appeal. The film is the latest to follow one of the current trend of romantic comedies to induce the perspective of contemporary romance of sex without relationships. With busy careers for both men and women, this is the approach that some are implementing in society.....click the link to keep reading:
http://www.examiner.com/movies-in-baltimore/dvd-review-no-strings-attached-review

Green Lantern: Emerald Knights:The Entertaining Introduction to the True Origin of The Green Lantern Corps

Rating:
****
By: Da’Mon Guy
     Green Lantern: Emerald Knights is an entertaining, insightful look at the character of Green Lantern. This is a full length animated feature that delves deep into the mythos of the Green Lantern corpses. The Green Lantern corpse is the organization that the most known Green Lantern, Hal Jordan belongs to. The film is highlighted by an extremely talented voice casts such as Nathan Fillion (Serenity), Jason Isaacs (Green Zone), Elizabeth Moss (Get Him to the Greek), Kelly Hu (X2: X-Men United), Arnold Vosolo (The Mummy Trilogy), Roddy Piper (WWE), and Henry Rollins (Wrong Turn 2: Dead End).


     Green Lantern: Emerald Knights is an enjoyable, action packed glimpse into the background of the Green Lantern corpses. The character of Green Lantern will be featured in one of this summer’s more anticipated blockbuster films of the same name. “Emerald Knights” grants the audience a look at one of the team of superheroes that he represents. “Emerald Knights” is the second animated movie to feature the character of Green Lantern, the other is Green Lantern: First Flight.
For the full review, click the link below:
http://www.examiner.com/animation-in-baltimore/dvd-review-green-lantern-emerald-knights-review

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Green Lantern: A Dismal, Lackluster Pillaging of a Classic Character


Rating:
***
By: Da’Mon Guy

     Green lantern is a moderately entertaining, superficial pillage that manhandles the classic character of Green Lantern in order to customize it to the ADHD generation of today. The movie bolsters some extremely impressive visual effects which are used as subterfuge to camouflage to shortcomings of this disappointing debut. The movie stars Ryan Reynolds (The Proposal), Blake Lively (The Town), Mark Strong (Kick Ass), Peter Sarsgaard (Knight & Day), Tim Robbins (Mystic River), Angela Bassett (Jumping the Broom), and Michael Clarke Duncan (Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins).

     Green Lantern is a let down. This movie should be considered abuse. It’s a incoherent embezzlement that mocks the true nature of the character of Green Lantern. The big screen incarnation only gets half of the story right. The film introduces the general audience to the character but refuses to use his true alter ego’s personality.
For the full review, please click the link below:
http://www.examiner.com/movies-in-baltimore/movie-review-green-lantern-a-dismal-lackluster-pillage-of-a-classic-character-review

True fans should check out Green Lantern: First Flight and Green Lantern: Emerald Knights for a better perspective on the character.
 

Piranhna: A tactless, Deplorable Excuse for a Horror Movie


Rating:
**
By: Da’Mon Guy

     Piranha is an disconcerting, tactless travesty that implements a high use of nudity to distract the audience from the tasteless depravity that it really is. The film is an inexcusable waste of resources that abuses the R rating. This disappointing calamity is comprised of a number of good Hollywood talent that is completely misused. It stars Elizabeth Shue (Hollow Man), Ving Rhames (Death Race 2), Jerry O’Connell (Obsessed), Steven R. McQueen (The Vampire Diaries tv show), Jessica Szohr (Fired Up), Adam Scott (Step Brothers), Dina Meyer (Saw IV), Richard Dreyfuss (Red), and Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future trilogy).


      Piranha is a faintly entreating, tragic remake of a 1979 movie of the same name that developed a cult following. The film is the story of some prehistoric man eating fish that are....
for the full review, please click the link below:
http://www.examiner.com/movies-in-baltimore/dvd-review-pirahna-review

Monday, June 13, 2011

Super 8: An Entertaining, Theme Filled, Family Friendly Sci-fi Story


Rating:
***½
By: Da’Mon Guy

     Super 8 is an entertaining, nostalgic experience that filters a multitude of elements from some of the greatest family friendly movies to create a classic movie going experience. The film is the latest creation from director J. J. Abrams and producer Steven Spielberg. The film stars Joel Courtney (1st movie), Elle Fanning (Somewhere), Riley Griffiths (1st movie), Ryan Lee (Kings of the Evening), Zach Mills (Kit Kitteridge), Gabriel Basso (Alabama Moon), Kyle Chandler (The Day the Earth Stood Still 2008), Ron Ellard (Freeland), and Noah Emmerich (Fair Game).

     The film has a terrific look and feel to it while it whisks the audience into the 70’s. The dialogue, wardrobe, and cinematography all compliment the film’s story. These all add to the innocence of the movie while the mystery unfolds. Abrams effective use of the camera and lighting all contribute to this soon to be classic tale of science fiction.
Click the link below for the full review:
http://www.examiner.com/movies-in-baltimore/movie-review-super-8-a-review

Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Roommate: An Insipid Attempt to Modernize the Story of Obesession


Rating:
*1/2
By: Da’Mon Guy

     The Roommate is an insipid, lifeless debacle that makes a ridiculously futile attempt to recreate the often told story of obsession. This latest version of the story reduces it to a thoughtless, feminine focused melodrama as it moves it to a college campus. This miserable depravity stars Leighton Meester (Country Strong), Minka Kelly (Just Go With It), Cam Gigandet (Easy A), Alyson Michalka (Easy A), Danneel Ackles (The Back-Up Plan) and Billy Zane (Sniper: Reloaded).

    
     The Roommate is a lackluster, sappy absurdity that attempts to combine elements of horror and suspense as it tries to acclimate a new generation of movie lovers to the story of obsession. This new iteration lacks any real thrills or chills as the movie is an extremely humdrum experience that is barely worthy of viewing....
For the full review, click the link below:
http://www.examiner.com/movies-in-baltimore/dvd-review-the-roommate-review

How Do You Know: A Mind-numbing, Disconcerting Misuse of Talent

Rating:
**
By: Da’Mon Guy

     How Do You Know is a boorish, painstaking atrocity about a love triangle that seduces the audience by implementing a quartet of top Hollywood talent. The film is a monotonous, unyielding debacle that makes viewing it feel like a chore. This disaster stars Resse Witherspoon (Water for Elephants), Paul Rudd (Dinner for Schmucks), Owen Wilson (Little Fockers), and Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List) with supporting roles by Kathryn Hahn (Stepbrothers) and Molly Price (The Good Doctor). It also features an appearance by Tony Shahloub (1408).


     How Do You Know is a thankless catastrophe which has so many shortcomings that they are way too long to dwell on them all. The film is just bad. Most of it makes little to no sense, making it almost unbearable to sit through. The film is supposed to be some combination of drama and romantic comedy but most it doesn’t have nearly enough of either to garner the acceptance into either of the genres.....
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The Dilemma: An Entertaining, Joculnar Perspective on Honesty & Choice

Rating:
***½
By: Da’Mon Guy
    
     The Dilemma is an enjoyable, amusing film that implements a jocular perspective on honesty & choice. Its a male buddy comedy that explores the depths of friendship and loyalty. The film stars Vince Vaughn (Couples Retreat), Kevin James (Grown Ups), Jennifer Connelly (He‘s Just Not that Into You), Wynona Ryder (Star Trek 2009), Channing Tatum (The Eagle), and Queen Latifah (Just Wright).

     The Dilemma is a pleasant, humorous approach to an extremely difficult question. “If your best friend’s wife was cheating then would you tell him at one of the most difficult times in his professional life?” For the full review click the link below:
http://www.examiner.com/movies-in-baltimore/dvd-review-the-dilemma-review

Friday, June 3, 2011

The Hangover pt. 2: Lightening Strikes Twice



Rating:
***½
By: Da’Mon Guy

     The Hangover pt 2 is a crowd pleasing, comedic happenstance that pushes the envelope of an R rating to induce some stomach churning humor. This hilarious continuance is one of the year’s most highly anticipated films as it returns to theaters on May 26, 2011. The film returns all of the original casts as the Wolf pack take a trip to Thailand for another adventure of hilarious decadence. The movie returns Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms), Allan Zach Galifianakis), and Doug (Justin Bartha) who all return for more amnesia-induced comedic debauchery. It also features Ken Jeong (The Goods), Paul Giamatti (Duplicity), Mason Lee (Chosen), Jamie Chung (Sucker Punch), and Sasha Barresse (Let Me In)The Hangover pt. 2 is directed by Todd Phillips.

    
     The Hangover part 2 is the long awaited follow up to the hilarious comedic hit of 2009 that took audiences by surprise. This jocular follow up lacks originality but it isn’t lacking in laughs. Director Todd Phillips doesn't try to alter the hit formula as this Hangover follows the same premise as the prior film.

     The Hangover pt. 2 begins exactly as its predecessor, invoking nostalgia and then sparking the audiences with its amnesia induced tale. This latest iteration feels like déjà vu as it is basically the same story with new details to breathe life into this hysterical experience. However, this new addition amps the outrageousness, raunchiness, and vulgarity to evoke a level of humor into the audience.


     The movie is excessively raunchy as it has no bounds to garner a laugh. The film leaves no subject too taboo as it stretches the R rating to tap your funny bone. Sex, drugs, and the hysterical use of a monkey are implemented to send the audience into hilarious stupor. The Hangover pt 2 takes no prisoners as it will rip a laugh from the audiences.



     This highly amusing recurrence revolves around the same trio that went on a “roofee” influenced night of unmatched tomfoolery in Vegas. The mismatched trio all return to attend the wedding of Stu. Phil (Cooper), Stu (Helms) and Allan (Galifianakis) all return to more mischief. Phil and Stu’s situational comedic exploits are hilarious but it’s Zach Galifianakis who makes the most of his return. Galifianakis returns to the role that sparked his stardom and induces all of his witty repartee to spark the laughs. Allan idiocy is on full display as it is the starting point for most of comedy as Galifianakis spurs the audience with his comical exploits. Ken Jeong also returns in an expanded role as Mr. Chow to add to the comedic decadence.


     The Hangover pt. 2 doesn’t offer the audience anything new. If you liked the first one then you’ll love this one. The movie is definitely funny. Some of it is extremely raunchy but you will definitely laugh. This is the kind of movie that if you go to see it then you should know what to expect. It isn’t anything different but it makes for a hilarious ride the entire length of the film.

The Mechanic: An Entertaining Story of Redemption & Atonement



     The Mechanic is a remake of a 1972 Charles Brunson movie of the same name. The newest iteration of the story maintains much of the same premises as the original with only a minimal amount of details changed to update the story. The film engrosses you....click the link for the full review:
http://www.examiner.com/movies-in-baltimore/dvd-review-the-mechanic-an-action-story-of-atonement-review

Rating:
***½
By: Da’Mon Guy

     The Mechanic is an entertaining, action oriented tale of redemption and atonement. The film implements an assortment of themes to give it more depth and expand it beyond your normal action flick. The movie stars Jason Statham (The Expendables), Ben Foster (Pandorum), Donald Sutherland (The Eagle), and Tony Goldwyn (The Last Samurai).